f8d: Some governments have a bizarre power: they can force you to give up encryption keys and not tell anyone it happened.
f8d: So a private, protected conversation suddenly isn't.
f8d: Sometimes people try to work around it with public statements that their keys are safe that they can silently retract.
f8d: Well, that gave me an idea: if anything like that happens to me, I'll start writing unfunny comics.
f8d: If you notice, send help!
d8z: And how are they supposed to notice?
d8z: Well, some of your jokes are kind of subtle. You know; dry.
f8d: Great point!
f8d: Change of plan: if I ever write a series of unambiguously funny comics, be alert: something is not right!
d8z: Much better.